Manager: I need a full years data pull from the [prehistoric] database! me: I’m the Windows guy remember? Manager: I have a meeting with the VP of Marketing & Advertising and I need the data now! I scramble to get the report remembering code I learned in the 80′s Manager: thanks this is what I [...]
“I call it the beautiful struggle. Even though we didn’t have the best family environment, we were loved people. Being on welfare with a parent on drugs, growing up in Little Haiti taught me independence.” Rapper Smitty on his childhood in Miami.
People, check my links, it’s some entertaining stuff. From the Poemcees blog Hair: here’s what stan lathan* said to me when we were in LA last month- stan- “hey, how was the funeral?” dp- “funeral?” stan- “yeah- YOUR BARBER’S!” *Director/Creator/Writer/Producer: Sesame Street, Miami Vice, Def Poetry Jam, The Rosie O’Donell Show, Martin, The Steve Harvey [...]
If you broke and you’re poor and you have $10,000 spinning rims, them rims are symbolic to your life. It looks like yur moving but yur ass aint going nowhere.-Comedian, on Bad Boy’s of Comedy
from Sexy-Results the new phenomenon like white women with ass Alright, Kron…this one’s for you. Out of all products on the market, I think I have to admire Listerine the most. How ballsy is it to create a new disease and claim to have the cure for it at the same time? I think that’s [...]
“I mean, I like white girls just as much as the next NBA player” from Walk With Me feat. Jarrod Halsey
Former Co-Worker via IM: “Maybe that’s what I need to do with my dating stories. blog them. went on a date with this dude last week- first time we were going out and he tells me that he has pretty feet and very suckable toes. uh…. ok… and you told me this why????”