recap Summer of ’92 Back home from jail, insistent on not leaving my home, I get a call from my college advisor. I had actually solicited him for funds/references when I was locked up, he is actually the person responsible for getting me to college, that remains an untellable story. While on the phone with [...]
Ok since it’s probably not wise (anyone got a list of statutes of limitations for MD/PA/NJ/NY/DE?) I will not at this moment add all the stories I would like to, but will add the stories where I was no where in the wrong. Going further I will paste my old journal on here to show [...]
I get glued to CNN while home for lunch today with all the looting, hostage taking, armed gangs with stolen Walmart guns, etc., in New Orleans and Mississippi, you know what’s going on you watch the news. (If you don’t and you’re reading this blog there’s something seriously wrong with humanity). So at this point [...]
OK since Micki doesn’t like me telling war stories about getting kicked out of bars, whipping ass, bats, chainsaws, and guns– and the like, or just stories of drunken stupors, I’ll have to reccomend this guy. Born about year after me in the same city I was born in, I’m starting to wonder if it [...]
OK, we crab every Tuesday, I mean every Tuesday, so if my assholicism really pisses you off, I’m not hard to find– I’m a creature of habit. So it’s usually at least the hardcore four of us, and alternate friends each week with the group maxing out at about seven or eight. Yesterday our hardcore [...]
So G.W. called the hurricane “Hurricane Trina” last night (8/30). So is he so intimate with the hurricane that he has pet names for it, more intimate than the people of Louisiana who had to vacate their homes, or is he just ignorant and flippant on what the hell is going on in his country? [...]
I may be the biggest self proclaimed asshole in the world but abuse is abuse, one of the most terribly horrific unjustifiable things in the world. I came across this in my blog surfing today. Truly sad. Yet well written. Kingdom Come Kingdom Go Memory plays strange tricks on us. I write this memoir after [...]
Fat Joe, 50 Cent Beef, Other VMA Highlights By Clover Hope Date: 8/29/2005 2:00 am The 50 Cent, Fat Joe beef came to a head Sunday night after words were exchanged between the two rappers during MTV’s Diddy-hosted Video Music Awards. While onstage announcing reggaeton artists Daddy Yankee, Don Omar, and Tego Calderon, Fat Joe [...]
Suge Knight shot in leg BY BEN WIDDICOMBE DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER MIAMI BEACH – Rap mogul Marion (Suge) Knight was shot in the leg at a glittering party hosted by Grammy-winning hip hop artist Kanye West early today, police said. The Death Row Records founder, who has been in and out of jail, was [...]
If you broke and you’re poor and you have $10,000 spinning rims, them rims are symbolic to your life. It looks like yur moving but yur ass aint going nowhere.-Comedian, on Bad Boy’s of Comedy
I got beef with Billy the Big Bad Ass cuz he’s in my house right now eating non-beef. I’m not gonna get the tools and get mid-evil on his ass, I’ll wait til he reads this.
Rapper’s Expulsion Overturned Source: AP by Joe Mandak 08/25/2005 PITTSBURGH – A judge on Wednesday ordered a school district to readmit a 14-year-old student expelled for writing violent, profane rap lyrics, finding that his songs didn’t amount to “true threats” against the school and so were protected by the First Amendment. The Riverside Beaver County [...]
Last night I judged a hip hop competition. Me and hip hop, as stated before have a tumultuous relationship. It’s like marijuana, although not a partaker– I like the good shit. I also look at hip hop differently with each breath. Sometimes I like it grimy, sometimes I like it wordy, sometimes I like it [...]
from Sexy-Results the new phenomenon like white women with ass Alright, Kron…this one’s for you. Out of all products on the market, I think I have to admire Listerine the most. How ballsy is it to create a new disease and claim to have the cure for it at the same time? I think that’s [...]
“I mean, I like white girls just as much as the next NBA player” from Walk With Me feat. Jarrod Halsey
1. I don’t drive nor own a drivers license 2. My grandmother’s remains are atop my entertainment center 3. I majored in about 5 different things in college and it took me 5 years to complete 4. I hate chewing gum and gum chewers 5. My mother was shot in the head when she was [...]
Former Co-Worker via IM: “Maybe that’s what I need to do with my dating stories. blog them. went on a date with this dude last week- first time we were going out and he tells me that he has pretty feet and very suckable toes. uh…. ok… and you told me this why????”
I come in this morning, jump off the morning automation, this emails about 8 revenue reports to about 80 different people, some get em all, some get one, some get some. It’s how much loot we made year to date. One report is a summation– the most important report, it only goes to the big [...]
We’re flying Northwest next week for my best friend’s wedding, they better get their act together. Two deflated tires found in check of Northwest jet 2nd tire-related incident since beginning of strike By William Wan and Richard Irwin Sun StaffOriginally published August 25, 2005 Employees of Northwest Airlines reported finding two deflated landing gear tires [...]
I wonder if it already hasn’t happened when they will put an innocent person to death. Condemned woman asks Texas parole board to commute her sentence Investigation is faulted after 2nd gun mentioned Los Angeles Times Originally published August 25, 2005 HOUSTON – A lawyer for Frances Newton, who is scheduled to be executed Sept. [...]
No, I’m not talking about crappy sex novels, I’m talking about drugs. There is no end with drugs, I’m not making any news here but heroin is a lethal drug. Heroin unlike other drugs is highly addictive, whereas the user needs the drug to live. Now how heroin is still a staple in cities like [...]
Two men are dead after gunfire in Hunting Park Police found two men fatally shot early yesterday after responding to reports of a shooting in the city’s Hunting Park section. Police said Robert Frazier, 33, of the 4100 block of North Darien Street, was found shot multiple times inside a black Chrysler about 1:20 a.m. [...]
I really don’t hate white people–at all. I hate stupid white men– how can a white male even bring theirselves to open up their mouth about racism? I guess I’m the idiot. This is about a white guy from Canada married to a Chinese woman and living in China. Did anyone burn his house down [...]
Got a call today. caller: Tif? me: *gasp It was my sister. It was an emotional experience and for sensationalism, I will begin at the very beginning. March 17th, 2001 My mother received a phone call from my sister’s boyfriend at the time: “your daughter left me, I don’t know what to do, I will [...]
To each his own opinion, that’s why they are opinion authors. I flunked out of journalism school because I couldn’t seperate basic facts from what I believed or knew. This article angered me because– every person is a person regardless of what society has demonized or believed them to be. The full article follows, but [...]
I’m not big on international politics and found Micki’s take on the gaza strip situation interesting and more indept than I am willing to delve. All I know is what would you do if you woke up one day and the USA was called Canada ay? Furthermore I would like to add where I get [...]
Ima get a library card in my daughter’s name. They’re going to wonder why a 6 year old is reading Fanon. Pratt giving its youngest users carte blanche Library exempts borrowers age 6 and younger from overdue fines; ‘First Card’ goal is to foster reading at home By John Fritze Sun Staff Originally published August [...]
City that I love. Here’s some places I go in Mt. Vernon
Now the family can have closure, whoever kills a pregnant woman should be castrated then killed. Pregnant woman’s remains found near Philadelphia Police arrest former boyfriend Saturday, August 20, 2005; Posted: 12:15 p.m. EDT (16:15 GMT) LaToyia Figueroa was five months pregnant. Remains of pregnant Philadelphia woman found (1:18) PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (AP) — Police have [...]
A recent article on the Philly serial killer who I think may have killed my friend. i still haven’t got the attention or response from any law officials or the media.
Drug arrest: A Cecil County woman stopped Wednesday afternoon for speeding on southbound Interstate 95 near the Hazelwood Avenue overpass was also charged with possession of cocaine and marijuana. In her rented 2005 Chevrolet, Officer Gregory Day of the Maryland Transportation Authority Police found two purses containing a total of $14,400, and a partially smoked [...]
Our revolution has been diminished to a condiment. New realities take hold in once-frightening urban neighborhoods By Clarence Page Originally published August 19, 2005 WASHINGTON – Retired Black Panther leaders are trying to trademark the 1965 riot phrase “Burn, baby, burn” to use on a barbecue sauce. That, to me, is the most bizarre filing [...]
Coretta Scott King suffered a major stroke but is ‘completely aware’ Unable to speak, she has weakness on right side Associated Press Originally published August 19, 2005 ATLANTA – Coretta Scott King suffered a minor heart attack and a major stroke that impaired her ability to speak and affected her right side, but she is [...]
So, I haven’t explained the title of my blog. Meandering Assholicism. So from dictionary.com Meandering means: “To move aimlessly and idly without fixed direction”. and assholicism is like, a disease I have. So basically I’m tip-toeing between being an asshole and whatever isn’t an asshole. It’s purely unintentional, but I’m a lovable asshole. So, Micki’s [...]
So me & my man Peter Funk were reminiscing on his bday about how we met when he was DJing at the same bar we were currently drinking in, two owners removed, and somehow in a drunken stupor we decided to revive the Old Henry & Jeffs, the best bar party I ever witnessed in [...]
Got this from Psych Grad Momma Here’s the rules: Italicize the ones you’ve seen and Bold the ones you actually liked. 1. Titanic (1997) – $600,779,8242. Star Wars (1977) – $460,935,665 3. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) – $434,949,459 4. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) – $431,065,444 5. Spider-Man (2002) – $403,706,375 [...]
This is about the biggest bunch of bullshit I ever heard. The Baltimore Sun has two columnist that anger the hell out of me, a leftist “I’m here for you dude” white guy, and a conservative equally annoying “lock up all the bastards and throw away the key” Black guy. Now the premise here is [...]
Religion, *sigh, i’ll get back to this later. Jews for Jesus brings campaign to city Religion: The Messianic group plans a three-week mission here, raising concerns among mainstream Jews. By Matthew Hay Brown Sun Staff Originally published August 18, 2005 The way David A. Finkelstein sees it, he’s only trying to share the good news [...]
I think it’s a good idea, but now I can’t use the excuse “I just clicked on something and she was there!”. Originally published August 18, 2005 IN THE Internet’s brief but astounding life, users have come up with only three “killer apps,” or breakthrough applications: e-mail, search engines and accessing pornography. The Internet is [...]
Oft times people’s pains pain me, and this is one of them times. The grieving grandmother of Ciara Jobes observes what would have been the slain girl’s 18th birthday. Remembering her granddaughter’s birthday yesterday, Iva Cruse bought a cake, made her way across the city and lit birthday candles in front of an abandoned rowhouse. [...]
We did a project concerning health disparities that didn’t garner the effect that it should have given bueracracy and other ailments of academia. People will continue to die while people continue to shuffle paper, signatures, and contracts. Those cited in this article headed up the project that failed to meet it’s full potential. By Julie [...]
Miss. challenges release of former Klansman Man appeals conviction in rights workers’ deaths Los Angeles Times Originally published August 17, 2005 ATLANTA – Mississippi’s attorney general has challenged a judge’s decision to grant bail to former Ku Klux Klan member Edgar Ray Killen, who was freed from prison Friday, less than two months into his [...]
Civil rights matriarch King, 78, suffers stroke in Atlanta She’s resting in hospital; condition listed as fair From Wire Reports Originally published August 17, 2005 ATLANTA – Coretta Scott King, the widow of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., suffered a stroke yesterday and was admitted to Piedmont Hospital, people close to her said. King, [...]
By Jennifer Sullivan Seattle Times staff reporter (The Associated Press contributed to this report.) King County sheriff’s detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property. Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at [...]
So what do these guys hang out at Supermarkets to off their booty? Postal Service offers reward in rash of post-office break-ins Hit by a rash of burglaries, the U.S. Postal Service is offering up to $10,000 for information leading to the arrest of those involved in a string of summertime thefts at nine post [...]
Thursday 8/18 Baltimore, MD Azikiwe, D. Chase, Mark Baltimore team-up again to bring you LET’S DO IT AGAIN: the Party! hosted by Breck Barbee and Dejuan! @ Club One&. 300 E. Saratoga St. Music by DJ Lil Mic and DJ Kaos! It’s Mark Baltimore’s Bday Party. 8pm
OK so this guy gypped me today, had one of them tampered with meters so the price of my 8 block cab ride in no traffic was more than it usually should be. If anyone knows who I should report this to, or can report it please do. Seconds after I began this blog entry, [...]
Sad story– promising young athlete from my alma mater Simon Gratz High dies. Other athletes who attended Gratz are boxers Ivan Robinson and Meldrick Taylor, and basketball players Aaron McKie of the Philadelphia 76ers and Rasheeed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons, 2004 NBA champs. Cheyney basketball player dies in Old City shooting By Thomas J. [...]
This year’s update of Webster’s New World College Dictionary includes nearly 20 new definitions of existing words and these 58 new words: Al Qaeda (also, al-Qaida) took 4 years to add this one? Baath this is a group of people in the middle east correct? blog not to sure what this one means blowback is [...]
There are several songs I love from movies that just get me going, Lose Yourself from 8 Mile, the Theme From Rocky, Chariots of Fire, Superfly, but my current favorite came from Team America. Boss got you down? Sing the song. Dweeb at the bank raise your mortgage rate quote cuz you can’t find the [...]
Now this has to be the dumbest thing I ever heard. The government is spending about a million dollars to make food stamp applications available online? So you’re telling me the needy are internet savvy– or even own a computer with internet access? Or do they want them to go wait in the long lines [...]
A billion dollar industry. A billion, that’s a one with nine following zeroes. And despite the lucrative success of the industry, the question is, is Hip Hop good or bad. Now before we delve into the pros and cons of Hip Hop, we must first define what we or I deem Hip Hop, and why [...]
OK, now that you have witnessed my range, serial killing to athletic footwear you should note that I don’t claim nor attempt to be some psuedo intellectual radical activist—I’m just me, that dude across from you in a bar drinking a beer complaining about the correct pronunciation of ‘salmon’. So this forum could go anywhere [...]
Last night I went to see the Lion King Broadway production, loved it but it probably did as much for my street cred as being invited to the midnight release party for Harry Potter’s latest book, the Half Breed Prince or whatever. Speaking of street cred an article in today’s paper caught my attention. Adidas [...]
So today I learn about a “serial killer” from my old neighborhood in North Philly. Now we had plenty of folks that killed serially, but that’s just because I’m from a seedy neighborhood. We actually did have a real live serial killer Gary Heidnek who killed crack head prostitutes and fed them to eachother, but [...]